Waiting for that UPS man again...

Why is it that whenever a package for Hubbles arrives, it's here before lunch time or right after? When I'm waiting for something…it's almost 4 and still not here (both via UPS). What to do in the meantime? Sit in the sun and watch a documentary on the 'lost' books of the Bible…obviously! #nerdalert

(When I say 'sit in the sun', I of course mean inside. Because outside it's below freezing…yes, still!)